1.47sWell, since Lois is the mayor,
2.2sI'm allowed to reroute all the town's electricity.
2.47s- What'd you do that for?
- So I could reanimate the corpse
1.93sof Jim Varney. Howdy, Vern.
2.77sThis is some dad-gum nice house you got here, Vern.
2sThat's Vern-Vern-Vern-Vern.
3.14sOh, wait, wait. It was John Belushi. That's who I wanted.
1.7sPeter, how could you... Way ahead of you, Brian.
2.5sMy mistake. I'll take care of this.
1.7s
2.17sHey, Jim, come out in the yard, will you?
1.74sSure thing, Vern.
2.99s
3.47s(GUN FIRING) He got the shotgun, Brian!
1.93sDon't ask me how he did it, but Jim Varney got the shotgun!
1sRun for your life! What?
1.23sRun!