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1.9sWell, you say number two did it,
3.07smaybe I say I smell alcohol on your breath.
1.3sYou can't do that!
2.84sSounds like Lois Griffin can count on your vote.
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2.1sHi, when you go to vote for Mayor tomorrow,
1.5splease vote for Lois Griffin.
3.77sThat's right. I work at a deli, and I know baloney.
3.27sAnd that's exactly what you'll get with Mayor Adam West.
3.04s(CHUCKLING) Oh, snap.
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3.27sBoy, you guys, I really appreciate all the help you've been giving us.
1.93sExcept for you, Quagmire, you ain't done nothing.
1.23sWhat the hell you talking about?
2.53sLois is gonna get the entire female vote 'cause of me.
2.27sI've been having sex with every woman in town nonstop for the past two days.
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1.53sMy God, if I tried to masturbate right now, you know what'd come out?
1.64sA little flag with the word "bang" on it.
1.03s(LAUGHS)
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7.27sWelcome, Quahog, to the town hall mayoral debate between incumbent Adam West and challenger Lois Griffin.
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