Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.94sWow, look at you. All that power and you've still got that body.
3.14sAnd the first thing I'm gonna do as mayor is clean up Lake Quahog.
1.9sWell, I know the people will support you, Lois,
3.37sbecause you connect with them, like Disney connects with its audience.
1.2sYou the cow!
1.57sNo, you the cow!
1.97sWow, Disney gets us!
2.54s
4.97sAnd I think we all realize the importance of stopping the environmental damage being done to Lake Quahog.
4.64sWhich is why I'm proposing a very modest tax increase that will help us to...
3.97s(ALL BOOING) No, no, no. That's awful. No, no, no. I'm not okay with that.
1.57sNo new taxes.
1.63sALL: No new taxes!
2.9sNo new taxes! No new taxes!
2.63sBut what about the terrorists?
3.87s(ALL GASP) That's right. Terrorists.
7.14sWe have intelligence that suggests that Hitler is plotting with...
4.4sWith the Legion of Doom to assassinate Jesus.