1.53sMy God, if I tried to masturbate right now, you know what'd come out?
1.64sA little flag with the word "bang" on it.
1.03s(LAUGHS)
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7.27sWelcome, Quahog, to the town hall mayoral debate between incumbent Adam West and challenger Lois Griffin.
4.74sWe will now open up the floor to questions from a community at large.
4.1sWell, the safety of our children is a very important part of my plan for Quahog.
3.7sI have a 12-point program for the security...
2.3sI'm sorry, your time is up.
3.44s(ALL MURMURING) No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm not impressed.
1.4sI'm not impressed. Not yet.
1.6sMayor West, if re-elected,
2.54swould you increase the frequency of garbage pick up?
3.5sWell, citizen, that's an excellent question and I thank you for it.