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1.89sI swear to uphold and protect...
2.65sthe Constitution of these United States.
3.17sSo relax, gun nuts. I can't touch ya.
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5.1sI'd like to introduce a bill banning air travel over residential areas.
1.8sHey, hey!
1.72sWhat are you, an idiot?
2.1sFreshmen congressmen don't introduce squat!
2.8sHell, you gotta pee in a bucket till your second term!
2.95sBut how am I supposed to serve my constituents?
3.74sYou can start by scrubbing off some of this Capitol Hill graffiti.
1.18sThat's right.
2.34sYou got a lot of work ahead of you.
2.82sGrover Cleveland sucks what?
2.1sLeave that lest we forget.