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1.93sI've brought laughter to your homes...
2.44sthree days a week, 18 weeks a year,
2.4sfor 12 of the past 25 years.
4.39sBut whenever America has needed me, I've been there.
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1.77sPhotographs have been modified to include Krusty.
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2.3sElection night is so exciting.
2.07sI'm on pins and needles.
2.02sAnd I'm on Pepto and Xanax.
1.8sI'm so nervous I kissed my dog...
1.87sand gave my girlfriend a flea bath!
2.2sLaugh it up. That joke cost me a thousand bucks.
3.37sWe're ready to announce a winner in Springfield's 24th Congressional District.