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3sYou said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves.
3.57sOh, so that's why my maid quit.
4.15sLet me say I was the first clown to put a woman in sketches--
2.27sMiss Bada-Boom-Boom-Boom!
2.87sShe had more acting talent in one boob...
2.8sthan most women have in their entire rack.
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2.14sYeah. You with the million-dollar gams.
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2.13sDon't you see?
3.07sHe's pointing out how sexist men can be.
2.44sYeah. Listen to the tomato with the melons.
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2.34sOoh! Three-bean salad!
1.82sSorry. You can't join us.
2.47sThis is a $100-a-plate Krusty fund-raiser.
1.92sFor 200, you get a picture with me.
2.32sFor a thousand, I can have somebody whacked.
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1.9sUh-- It's a joke!
4.14sWhen you give me that look, it's a joke.
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