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2.63sThey've been on my back like hump on granny.
3.04sI.R.S., A.T.F., Immigration.
1.12sImmigration?
2.25sOh. Uh, Teeny here is from Brazil.
2.7sHis uncle was the head monkey at the Bureau of Tourism.
2.82sBut if you get elected, you can change all that...
2.47sand stop those stupid airplanes from flying over my house.
1.32sYeah.
3.14sI could even tell the F.C.C. to take a hike.
3.02sLook at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.
1.83sAw, all the good ones.
2.05sHmm. I never even heard of number nine.
3.34sIt's doin' 13 while she's "elevening" your five.
0.45sCan I keep this?
2.62sSure. No 12 off my ass.
2.94s
3.25sWelcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business,
1.53sBrother Hibbert will read a report...
2.8son our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
2.75sAll Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans.
2.84sThe Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan.
3.55sAnd my good friend Frankenstein is now Frankenreagan.
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