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3.29sSure I'll help you, kid.
3.54sTake a picture of me and my number one dying fan.
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2.38sHeh, heh!
2.13sHave your mom mail back the hat after--
2.03syou know.
1.53sI'm not dying.
1.6sYeah, that's the spirit. Keep fighting.
1.83sWhere's my chai latte?
2.17sKrusty, we need you to run for Congress.
2.62sCongress? But I hate the government.
2.63sThey've been on my back like hump on granny.
3.04sI.R.S., A.T.F., Immigration.
1.12sImmigration?
2.25sOh. Uh, Teeny here is from Brazil.
2.7sHis uncle was the head monkey at the Bureau of Tourism.
2.82sBut if you get elected, you can change all that...
2.47sand stop those stupid airplanes from flying over my house.
1.32sYeah.
3.14sI could even tell the F.C.C. to take a hike.
3.02sLook at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.
1.83sAw, all the good ones.