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1.87sand gave my girlfriend a flea bath!
2.2sLaugh it up. That joke cost me a thousand bucks.
3.37sWe're ready to announce a winner in Springfield's 24th Congressional District.
3.1sIt's Republican candidate, Krusty the Clown!
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2.67sI won! I'm a senator!
2.2sCongressman. Whatever.
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1.89sI swear to uphold and protect...
2.65sthe Constitution of these United States.
3.17sSo relax, gun nuts. I can't touch ya.
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5.1sI'd like to introduce a bill banning air travel over residential areas.
1.8sHey, hey!
1.72sWhat are you, an idiot?
2.1sFreshmen congressmen don't introduce squat!