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4.3sbut I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orientation...
2.95sand a Harlequin romance about archaeologists.
2.25sDon't wave your fancy degrees at me.
2sI recognize all this stuff.
3.22sPetrified sausages, old Mr. Vitelli,
3.6sPizza delivery for a Mr. Seymour Asses.
3.65sThere's no one by that name here or anywhere.
3.24sI hope that, in time, you'll realize what an idiot you've been.
1.58sI wouldn't count on that.
3sPoor little guy. You look like you haven't eaten in a month.
4sHere. But if Mr. Panucci asks, your name is Seymour Asses.
4.15sI like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs.