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3.44sNah. We understand each other.
3.02sPeople think you're just a dumb mutt who smells bad, can't find a girlfriend...
2sand has a crummy job.
2.92sBut you're keeping it real, and you call no man "mister."
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3.25sWell, good-bye. Live long and prosper.
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4.1sYuck! That's the least appetizing calzone I've ever seen.
3.19sNo, that's my dog in there! It's an outrage, I say.
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2.52sHey, hey, hey! Oh! Ow. Ow!
3.27sI'm taking him home, and I'd like to see anyone try and stop me. Uh-oh.
3.19sOw! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Aah!
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2.33sAnd then he was ejected by the guards.
2.5sNeedless to say, I was mortified.
2.77sIt's not right to make my dead pet an exhibit.
2.9sThat's like digging up Lassie and putting her on display in the Louvre.