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4.57sScientists theorize it was used to gently discipline the delivery boy.
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2.47sWait a second. This is Panucci's.
2.5sI used to work in this exact pizzeria.
3.47sAnd for your information, lady, this was not just used to paddle my butt.
2.85sIt was also used to move pizzas and crush rats.
2.52sI don't know where you get your facts, sir,
4.3sbut I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orientation...
2.95sand a Harlequin romance about archaeologists.
2.25sDon't wave your fancy degrees at me.
2sI recognize all this stuff.
3.22sPetrified sausages, old Mr. Vitelli,
2.44sand that's--
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1.77sYes?
3.6sPizza delivery for a Mr. Seymour Asses.
3.65sThere's no one by that name here or anywhere.