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1.77sYes?
3.6sPizza delivery for a Mr. Seymour Asses.
3.65sThere's no one by that name here or anywhere.
3.24sI hope that, in time, you'll realize what an idiot you've been.
1.58sI wouldn't count on that.
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3.96sAhh.
3sPoor little guy. You look like you haven't eaten in a month.
4sHere. But if Mr. Panucci asks, your name is Seymour Asses.
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4.15sI like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs.
2.5sAre you?
3.44sNah. We understand each other.
3.02sPeople think you're just a dumb mutt who smells bad, can't find a girlfriend...
2sand has a crummy job.
2.92sBut you're keeping it real, and you call no man "mister."
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3.25sWell, good-bye. Live long and prosper.
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