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1.6sWelcome! Welcome! Welcome!
3.64sTo an evening of exciting quarter-mile action! Action! Action!
4.3sOur first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock! Murdock! Murdock!
4.24sWho's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver! Liver! Liver!
2.8sAll right! Liver!
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2.94sIt sure would be fun to carpool in one of those, huh, kids?
2.5sI'd be a real hotrod mama, wouldn't I?
2.94sHuh? Huh? You missed the race, Mama.
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2.24sHmm. I wish I'd pay more attention.
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2.24sSmithers, this beer isn't working.
2.4sI don't feel any younger or funkier.
2.27sI'll switch to the tablespoon, sir. Coming up next!
4.77sOur feature race-- the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! Plant! Plant!
4.3sAh! At last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars.