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2.07s714 names?
1.83sBetter be more specific.
3sLazy. Clumsy.
2sDimwitted.
2sMonstrously ugly.
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2.5sNuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
4.54sI think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
3.1sEveryone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
3.57sYou know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
4.1sYou know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
3.54s- Mom, I just said that. - Sor-ry.
2.3sNext time, get your own darn corn.
2.07sUm, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?
3.77sYeah. Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job,
2.33sbut actually it's just 2,800 small jobs.
1.9sUh-huh. But this is the chair, right?
2.43sYour new duties will include answering Mr. Burns's phone,
1.93spreparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs,
1.93sassisting with his chewing and swallowing,
2.1slying to Congress and some light typing.
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