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2.3sAnd to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands,
1.93sI've laminated today's newspaper.
2.67sI appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this.
1.94sHow am I supposed to do the "junior jumble"?
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3.84sOh! I can't even grovel properly. I'm a buffoon.
3.5sI don't deserve to live on your planet anymore!
2.57sAgh!
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3.54sPull yourself together, man.
2sI daresay you're in need of a long vacation.
1.7sNo! Don't make me take a vacation.
2.53sWithout you, I'll wither and die!
3.5sThat's a risk I'm willing to take. What would you do without me?
3.24sI'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me.
1.87sYou see?
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