1.93sI've alphabetized your breakfast.
2.77sYou can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback.
2.3sAnd to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands,
1.93sI've laminated today's newspaper.
2.67sI appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this.
1.94sHow am I supposed to do the "junior jumble"?
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3.84sOh! I can't even grovel properly. I'm a buffoon.