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3.59sLet my happy smile warm your heart
3sThere's a toy lodged in my brain
12.06sWe are getting awfully tired and we can't work any faster And we're very, very sorry Why, you selfish little bastards Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy, empty-handed jerk Ow!
3.33sThen shut your yaps and back to work
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2.42sNow it's very nearly Xmas
2.47sWe've done the best we could These toy soldiers are poorly painted
2.09sAnd they're made from inferior wood
3.55sI should give you all a beating, but I really have to fly
12.81sif I weren't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye You did the best you could I guess, and some of these gorillas are okay Hooray! We're adequate!