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0.44sI get New Orleans on this thing, you know.
2.88sDon't kill us!
2.75sSanta's a robot. So we should be able to destroy him...
1.97swith a logical paradox.
2.1sBender, you better cover your ears.
2.67sHoly night! Intruders!
0.43sHold it, Santa.
3.69sConsider this: You are programmed to destroy the naughty.
2.97sBut many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice.
2.6sI submit to you that you are naughty...
2.77sand that, logically, you must destroy yourself.
2.54sNice try, but my head was built...
3.4swith paradox-absorbing crumple zones.