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4.25sThanks be I had these bulletproof shutters installed.
4.29sBring it on, Santa! That bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch us...
3.17sas long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.
3.95sIn a related matter, you'll be delivering this sack of children's letters...
3.77sdirectly to Santa at his death fortress on Neptune.
3.12sThese letters are real butt nutters. Listen to this one.
3.61sPlease, please don't bring me any gifts.
3.04sThe bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun...
2.3sreally tore up my insides.
3.55sAwful. Let's read some more. "Dear Santa--"