2.47sYou want me to help you?
0.44sDon't do it! He's evil!
3.41sI know he is, but I have no choice.
4.17sI'm running late, and if I don't complete my brutal rampage,
2.77swell, it just wouldn't be Xmas.
1.93sI guess what I'm asking is,
4.37sBender, won't you join my slaying tonight?