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3.8sWhen I pull the switch, these powerful electromagnets will tear you limb from limb,
2.57skilling you in the most humane possible manner.
3.2sBut, Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humane!
2.97sIt is for the witnesses because it's not boring.
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4.57sThe instant this random number generator reaches zero, you'll be executed.
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2.48sTen.
2.2sThree.
2.43sTwelve. Three again.
0.39sStop the execution!
1.97sLeela!
2.18sFifteen. Negative eight.
2.19sYou've got the wrong Santa, and I'll prove it.
2.44sI'm Santa Claus.
0.61sWhat? Twenty-seven.
3.2sNo, I'm Santa Claus.
0.41sSix?
2.48sWe're also Santa Claus.
2.1sAnd I'm his friend jesus.
4.07sYour Mayorness, if you execute him, you have to execute all of us.
3sYou people aren't Santa. You're not even robots.
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