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3.55sAwful. Let's read some more. "Dear Santa--"
2.37sPlease bring me a coffin for Grandpa.
2.43sYou choked him with a chestnut last year,
4.14sand he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas, if you know what I mean.
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1.95sIt's not fair!
2.97sIn my day, Xmas was supposed to bring people together, not blow them apart.
2.5sSure, but who's gonna do anything about it?
3.94sCertainly not us. No, sir. Certainly yes us. Uh-huh, sir.
3.34sWe've gotta bring back the kind of Xmas I remember.
4.6sFry's right. It's time to sit on Santa's lap, and hard.
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