3.37sAfter all the good we tried to do, Xmas turned out as rotten as ever.
1.97sNo heat. No power.
4.19sHuddled together in fear, like lice in a burning wig.
3.65sWait a second. Maybe your futuristic Xmas isn't so rotten, after all.
3.5sWhat are you talking about, you crouton? You said it yourself.
4sXmas should be about bringing people together, not blowing them apart.