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3.12sThese letters are real butt nutters. Listen to this one.
0.48s"Dear Santa--"
3.61sPlease, please don't bring me any gifts.
3.04sThe bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun...
2.3sreally tore up my insides.
3.55sAwful. Let's read some more. "Dear Santa--"
2.37sPlease bring me a coffin for Grandpa.
2.43sYou choked him with a chestnut last year,
4.14sand he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas, if you know what I mean.
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1.95sIt's not fair!
2.97sIn my day, Xmas was supposed to bring people together, not blow them apart.
2.5sSure, but who's gonna do anything about it?