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1.65sThis wangs chung.
3.37sAfter all the good we tried to do, Xmas turned out as rotten as ever.
1.97sNo heat. No power.
4.19sHuddled together in fear, like lice in a burning wig.
3.65sWait a second. Maybe your futuristic Xmas isn't so rotten, after all.
3.5sWhat are you talking about, you crouton? You said it yourself.
4sXmas should be about bringing people together, not blowing them apart.
2.67sBut don't you see? Fear has brought us together.
2.13sThat's the magic of Xmas.
2.79sThat's a big crock of--
2.05sHold me.
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4.25sOn, Trasher! On, Smasher!
0.38sHey, Kwanzabot. Where are you off to?
2.39sYou didn't hear about it?
3.6sChanukah Zombie's having a luau at the B'nai B'rith. You comin'?
2.55sWord.