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2.64sHey, wanna buy a tiny little kidney?
1.93sI'll let you punch me for a buck.
3.74sLook. We've got mail for Santa. Are you his elves?
1.68sWe're not elves. We're Neptunians.
2.27sWe're just shrimpy because he doesn't feed us.
3.14sYou hit me. You owe me a dollar.
2.28sAah! Aah!
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2.03sHelp. You got any food?
2.5sOld tea bags, chewed gum, apple cores?
2.13sCome on! We're starving here!
0.43sBut you live in a gingerbread house.
3.61sIt's food or shelter, not both.
3.69sYou lazy runts. Don't you get paid for making the toys?
0.54sWho said "toys"?
2.24sToys? Someone said "toys"?
1.73sFalse alarm, folks.
3.37sThere's no reason to make toys, since Santa judges everyone to be naughty.