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1.68sOh, this'll be good!
3.24s"Who put the beans in my bindle?"
3.95s"I am so tired of you saying that I put beans in your bindle!
1.92sIt just makes me so"--
1.97s"Do you ever shut up?"
2.95s"Kiss me, you fool!"
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3.03sUh, could we hear another tall tale?
2.62sIn a sec.
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2.17sAll righty.
2.49sHere's a story just for you, little girl.
4.15sIt's the tale of Johnny-- No. Connie Appleseed.
2.02sOh.
1.34s
1.93sBack around 1840,
2.54sthe great pie known as America...
2.5swas still cooling on the windowsill,
3.34sand everybody headed west for a slice.
3.72sCleaning my gun with the safety off safety off, safety off
1.95sCleaning my gun with the--
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1.67sWhoopsie.
3sDad, you just killed a poor defenseless buffalo.