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2.27sApple wine, apple whiskey,
2.58sapple schnapps, apple martinis,
2.4suh, Snapple with vodka in it,
2.17sapple nail polish remover--
1.77sDon't forget applesauce.
4.42sYeah. I suppose you could grind some pills into it.
1.88sAw.
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3.79s
0.47sLook out there, folks. That's the mighty Mississip.
4.02sBig deal.
3.14sReminds me of a tall tale about two scalawags...
2.64srafting down the Big Muddy--
2.48sTom Sawyer and Huck Finn.
3.45sThat's not a tall tale. It's a book by Mark Twain.
2.65sLook, let's just do this thing.
3.55s
3.39sWhitewashing sucks, Tom. It powerful sucks.
0.42s
1.28sMorning, friend.
3sWant your turn at whitewashin'? It's powerful fun.
3.19sWhy, you ain't fooling me again, Tom Sawyer.