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3.9sWith the buffalo gone, the starving settlers were driven to cannibalism.
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2.4sYou're the fattest, Bufflekill.
2.33sOkay, everybody, dig in!
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1.93sStop! I've got apples!
2.17sDelicious, nutritious apples.
2.22sAnd there's enough for everyone.
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1.9sSweet!
2.47sIt's like a hootenanny in my mouth!
1.97sWe're saved! It's a miracle!
3.25sHooray for Connie Bufflekill! What?
2.57sSo now we're not eating Homer?
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2.2sAnd thanks to that little girl,
3.3stoday you can find apples in everything that's good.
2.27sApple wine, apple whiskey,
2.58sapple schnapps, apple martinis,
2.4suh, Snapple with vodka in it,
2.17sapple nail polish remover--
1.77sDon't forget applesauce.
4.42sYeah. I suppose you could grind some pills into it.