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3.07sI know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you,
2.32sbut you've got to save my marriage!
3.45sOh, okay? Can I stay up?
2.2sAll right.
4.94sAs you know, there's been a lot of talk about divorce lately.
2.77sAnd I think your mom might not be happy with me.
3.25sYou've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she's stood by you.
2.17sWhy would she leave you now?
1.84sBecause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!
3.24sYou mean, like your poker shack out in the swamp? Mm-hmm.
0.43sShe knows.
2.19sOh, I knew this would happen.
3.85sOur whole marriage started off on the wrong foot.
4.25sDearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join--
0.65sHomer.
1.29sand--
1.25sMarge.
0.73sin holy matrimony.
3.6sBy the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife.
2.1sHere's $10 worth of chips.
2.75sYou may kiss the bride.
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