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2.03s'Cause I took my marriage for granted.
3.47sYou know, in 12 years, I never once helped out with the housework.
1.97sOh, yeah, you gotta do that.
3.32sI could have at least stayed in shape for her. Oh, and for yourself.
3.77sI could have taken just a little time to-- to make her feel special.
2.43sIt can't just be sex. It can't!
3.9sGod, I was so self-centered! No wonder I didn't see it coming.
4.47sThat's how it is though. One day your wife is making you your favorite meal,
4.04sthe next day, you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink.
4.17sOh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
3.4sWell, how do you know? What makes you guys so special?
3.7s'Cause Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken--
5.02sa strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
2.52sMarge, I'm home! Where are you?
3.94sAre you okay? I don't smell dinner.
2.27s"Dear Homer." Ahh.