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2.03sWhat?
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4.96sI feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
3.1sMarge, please. That was 20 minutes ago.
2.62sI shouldn't have served those North Korean fortune cookies.
2.69sThey were so insulting-- "You are a coward."
2.8sNo one likes to hear that after a nice meal.
4.87sYou can't keep blaming yourself. just blame yourself once and move on.
3.69sYou know who the real victim is in all this-- Milhouse.
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4.29sHey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
2.54sAren't you gonna say "Ha-ha"?
5.45sOh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
3.54sBy the end, her breath was so fresh,
2.77sshe wasn't really my mother anymore.
3.54sOh. So I guess I'm not alone.