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1.92sIt's dignity!
2.74sGah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
4.52s- Kirk, you're spitting!
- Okay, genius, why don't you draw dignity?
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1.63sOh, that's dignity, all right!
0.53sThat's great!
3.15sWorthy of Webster's.
3.95sWell, it's no wonder I can't draw dignity. I gave it up when I married her.
3.52sNow, Kirk, it's only a game. Sometimes we--
0.5sOh, cram it, Churchie!
4.02sMaybe we should all have a few drinks.
2.57sI'd have a drink, but it might loosen my tongue.
2.4sYou want to talk? Go ahead, Luann, talk.
2.87sWhy don't you tell them one of your little bedtime stories, huh?
4.35sLike the one about how rotten it is to be married to a loser.
2.99sOr how about the one about how I carry a change purse?
1.83sYeah, a purse!
0.77sShut up and let the woman talk!
2.15sOkay, Kirk, I'll tell a story.