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1.89sWe never will.
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5.89sDearly beloved-- Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
2.67sOkay, ready.
4.39sI will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
1.9sfor this occasion.
5.44s"Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness--" "Poorness" is underlined--
4.64s"in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude...
5.39sor blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey navigated--"
2.02sAnd it goes on like this.
3.04sIt doesn't matter. All I want to know is,
4.89swill you make me the luckiest guy in the world again?
1.94sI will.
3.5sOh, Homie, of course I will.
2.7sCome on, you stupid-- There.
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4.89sBy the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.