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4.35sLike the one about how rotten it is to be married to a loser.
2.99sOr how about the one about how I carry a change purse?
1.83sYeah, a purse!
0.77sShut up and let the woman talk!
2.15sOkay, Kirk, I'll tell a story.
2.83sIt's about a man whose father-in-law gave him a sweet job...
2.27sas manager of a cracker factory. Boring!
4.34sA man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence--
0.4sOoh! Here we go!
2.6ssent the number one cracker factory in town...
3.62sinto a tie for sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
1.77sYou want to hear a secret, everybody?
2.85sLuann loves it! Loves it when I fail!
3.37sOh, yes, Kirk. I love having to borrow money from my sister.
3.59sI love having to steal clothes from the church donation box.
3.49sOh, sweet jesus!
1.95sLisa, why don't you come sing for uS?