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2.73sWe don't need to get married again. Yes, we do!
2.69sI got us a divorce this afternoon.
0.13sWhat?
4.3sI didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV.
4.6sThis one is for real. I want our marriage to be perfect right from the start...
2.37sso we don't end up like Kirk and Luann.
1.89sWe never will.
2.64s
5.89sDearly beloved-- Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
2.67sOkay, ready.
4.39sI will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
1.9sfor this occasion.
5.44s"Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness--" "Poorness" is underlined--
4.64s"in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude...
5.39sor blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey navigated--"