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2.94sMind your own business. Keep it down in there, everybody!
3.77sHomer, is this the way you pictured married life?
3.77sYeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
4.39sWell, I pictured cocktail parties and candlelit dinners. I pictured napkins.
2.59sHomer, I want to throw a dinner party.
3.82sOh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up.
3.82sI don't care if the sink shoots sludge. We're having a party.
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3.64sMan, that is flagrant false advertising!
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4sIt's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.
3.59sAnd we'll need a citrus zester, a ravioli crimper.
4.54sOoh, an oyster mallet. "Made in U.S.A."
2.7sNo, thank you.
3.59sHey, Lise, check this out. Nonstick coating.
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