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3.87sThe only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
5.97sWhat am I wearing? A hat and glasses.
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2.64sWhat kind of underwear?
1.27sI don't know.
3.67sBig underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?
3.9sOh, what would I do to you? Well...
5.44sI guess maybe we'd get pizza. And we could watch House.
1.43sAll right, I am totally flaccid,
2.74sbut thank you anyway, ma'am, I appreciated your time.
1.64sMom, check it out!
4.2sI just got my paycheck and my salary's doubled ever since Meg got fired.
2.47sOh, shut up, you bastard!
2.04sChris, we should have a talk about Meg.
2.1sShe's really upset that she got fired.
3sGee, I didn't realize working at the store meant that much to her.
3.67sYou know, it would mean the world to her if she could get her job back.
3.07sAnd you'd be one terrific brother if you could help her.
3.2sWell, gosh, Mom, I'll sure try. Poor Meg.