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2.1s"that all men are created equal."
1.67sMAN: Except the Jews.
3sFranklin, for the fifth time, I'm sorry you overpaid for your house,
1.13sbut it's not going in.
1.23sYou'll be sorry.
1.43sNoted. Moving on.
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2.2sSo, Meg, any luck finding another job?
2.84sNo. Hardly anybody's hiring right now.
3.87sThe only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
5.97sWhat am I wearing? A hat and glasses.
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2.64sWhat kind of underwear?
1.27sI don't know.
3.67sBig underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?
3.9sOh, what would I do to you? Well...
5.44sI guess maybe we'd get pizza. And we could watch House.
1.43sAll right, I am totally flaccid,
2.74sbut thank you anyway, ma'am, I appreciated your time.
1.64sMom, check it out!
4.2sI just got my paycheck and my salary's doubled ever since Meg got fired.
2.47sOh, shut up, you bastard!