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3.57sYou should have sex with somebody else just to get back at her for walking out on you.
1.2sJust have sex with somebody.
2.27sAnybody. Just don't even think about it.
2.97sThe next person you see. The very next person you see.
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2.54sShe's gone, Jillian's gone.
1.63sLook, Brian, I know you're upset now,
2.87sbut I think it's important to see things in perspective.
3.5sRemember when Alex P. Keaton lost his girlfriend?
3.3sAnd then he got another one, and everything was all right?
3.1sAnd then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.
1.7sYou know, Stewie, you're right.
2.34sThis is not a loss, it's an opportunity.
2.87sI'm free now. I've got my own place, no attachments.
1.57sThere you are.
2.77sThat's just the kind of can-do spirit that built this nation.
2.6s"We hold these truths to be self-evident,
2.1s"that all men are created equal."
1.67sMAN: Except the Jews.
3sFranklin, for the fifth time, I'm sorry you overpaid for your house,
1.13sbut it's not going in.