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2.44s"Yea, and God said to Abraham,
2.63s"'You will kill your son Isaac.'
1.47s"And Abraham said,
1.57s"'I can't hear you.
2.87s"'You'll have to speak into the microphone.'
2.43s"And God said, 'oh, I'm sorry.
2.4s"'Is this better? Check, check, check.
1.53s"'Jerry, pull the high end out,
1.5s"'I'm getting some hiss back here.'"
1.57sSay something about my mother!
1.23sOh, Yes. I'm sorry.
2.07sUm, Ah...
2.47sI never knew Biscuit as a dog.
3.2sBut I did know her as a table.
0.97sShe was sturdy.
1.6sAll 4 legs the same length--
1.52sthanks. Thanks. That's enough.
3.34sYes, Yes. Requiem and Terra pax, and so forth. amen.
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1.9sWow, Look at all those stars.
2.19s
2.18sYou know, I've read that starlight gives you cancer.
2.1sBut then again, what doesn't these days, hmm?
2.82sListen, kid, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
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