1.32sOh, God. What are we doing here?
1.6sOh, We needed a weekend away from the kids.
0.9sYou know, Just us.
1.5sWe have to get the hell out of here!
1.43sHotEl Manager!
5.37sOpen up, or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit deadbeats with bad credit cards!
2.07sWell, it's--it's not an instrument!
1.23sIt's more of an object!
1.23sBut it's blunt!
2.12sHard and blunt! And, well,
1.5sit's kind of like a bat!