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1.35sYou have abandonment issues.
2.27sYou need to confront your mother and deal with this.
0.78sWhat, Are you crazy?
1.85sFor God's sake, my eyes were barely open,
1.87sand she just, she just gave me away.
1.78sWell, it's her loss, right?
1.37sYeah. I turned out great, huh?
1.97sAm I rIght? right? Yeah!
1.7sYeah, You bet your ass I'm right!
0.88sY-You wanna arm wrestle?
1.73sCome on! Right now! Come on!
1.6sBrian, have you been drinking?
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1.15sNo.
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3.09sBrian, you really seem to be enjoying your wine lately.
1.72sIt's only my 2nd glass.
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2.55sDad, if bad men broke into the house,
1.45sand they had guns,
1.87sand they put a gun up to your head,
2.14sand made you choose who you wanted to live,
2.38sme or Meg, who would you choose?
2.39sUh, Ask your mom. I'm not very good with tough decisions.
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1.92sWe'll be closing in 2 minutes.
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1.3sOh, I could never choose.
1.9sI love all my children equally.
4.8sIt's hard enough having Stewie all the way in Palm Springs visiting Grammy and Grandpa.