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2.18sYou know, I've read that starlight gives you cancer.
2.1sBut then again, what doesn't these days, hmm?
2.82sListen, kid, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
1.58sIt's not easy for me to say.
2.59sOh, God! You're not coming out of the closet, are you?
2.65sWhy does everyone always come out to me?
2.85sI--I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today.
1.82sI know this whole trip has been a mess.
1.82sWell, It hasn't been all bad.
2.54sI must admit, there have been some moments that were,
1.83sdare I say, fun.
3.87sWe're off on the road to Rhode Island
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3.3sWe're having the time of our lives
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1.07sTake it, Dog!
2.23sWe're quite a pair of partners
8.11sjust like Thelma and Louise 'Cept you're not 6 feet tall Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees Give it time.
4.6sWe're off on the road to Rhode Island
3.97sWe're certainly going in style
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5.64sI'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants How dare you!