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2.94sMy friend here is too young to put a seed in your daughter's belly.
1.3sAnd I'm of a different species.
0.9sYou're hired.
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3.37sBoy, Will your face be red when they find the black box on this one.
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2.79sSo, really saturate the soil twice a day.
2.35sThat's why my tomatoes haven't been coming in.
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1.54sUh, uh, Let's see.
0.9sUh...
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1.27sHey, that was pretty good.
2.1sBut when you said, "Me llamo es Brian,"
1.17syou don't need the "es."
1.55sJust "Me llamo Brian."
1.32sOh, You speak English.
2.32sNo, Just that first speech. And this one explaining it.
1.53sYou--You're kidding, right?
1.13sQue?
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1.57sWhy the hell did we get off here?
1.2sMy mother lives in Austin.
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