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1.63sGood news, everyone.
4.14sSeveral years ago, I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through.
1.6sWhee!
1.45sWe're on-line.
2.43sGo ahead, get into these Net suits.
2.44sI designed and tested them myself.
2.97sThey smell like burning rhesus monkey.
3.92sReally? I guess when you're around it all day you stop noticing.
2.05sOff you go.
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1.2sBehold!
2.48sThe Internet!
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1.47sMy God.
1.98sIt's full of ads.