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3.84sDo not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation...
4.72shave left your genitals withered and useless. Well, I'll be damned.
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3.3sExcuse me. We're having a problem with our dog.
2.24sLady, I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else.
4.35sI'm sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not with me.
2.65sNo! No, our dog is out of control.
4.39sHe's wild, destructive, and has little or no respect for authority.
3.39sHmm, let me try a canine-human mind meld.
3.77sIt's an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me...
2.37sand three other clerks at this store.
2.24sOkay.
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