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3.82sOh, my God! He's got the precious cable-TV cable!
3.81s
2.2sAlways use fresh macaroni.
3.44sif the box rattles, throw it away.
2.54sAww!
2.67sYour cable TV is experiencing difficulties.
4.87sPlease do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones.
3.84sDo not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation...
4.72shave left your genitals withered and useless. Well, I'll be damned.
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3.3sExcuse me. We're having a problem with our dog.
2.24sLady, I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else.
4.35sI'm sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not with me.
2.65sNo! No, our dog is out of control.
4.39sHe's wild, destructive, and has little or no respect for authority.